Common Sense, Nonsense, and Everything in Between

The Arab Sex Joke

Just realised there’re many things to find (or to entertain self) in friendster. I found a joke:

An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
‘Your name please?
“Abdul Aziz ”
“Sex? ”
“Six times a week!! ”
“No, no, I mean male or female! ”
“Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !”

Or a simple set-of-20-question that you will feel fine to answer when you have not much to do:

ONE. Spell your name without vowels:
Swnd (know anybody whose name without vowel??)
TWO. What is the date 2 days after your birthday?
Feb 6th

THREE. How many pairs of jeans do you own?
4 (i think so, err… include the latest Giordano-on-sale)

FOUR. What color do you wear most?
Blue jeans, white shirt (red also)

FIVE. Least favourite color?
Green, purple, black (i can name 3, right?)

SIX. Last song you heard?
Gary Portnoy – Where Everybody Knows Your Name (altho, i really really want to hear Celebrate from Lake, still cannot find the mp3)

SEVEN. What’s for dinner tonight?
Probably just rice with some dish like chicken, vegetables, egg. Hmm, personally prefer Nasi Padang. Slurps..

EIGHT. Are you happy with your life right now ?
Why not? Are you not happy?

NINE. Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?:
Some say I’m like a perfect blend of Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise.
And i asked them back “Are you kidding???”
And they said “You Bet!!!”. Damn…

TEN. In what state or country do you want to go to school in?
I have finished my schooling, and i never regret being part of a great high-school year in hometown. The best. Good friends. Also never regret my campus life.

ELEVEN. Do you shop at stores like Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch?
None.

TWELVE. How do you make babies?
Fertilisation or fertilization (also known as conception, fecundation and syngamy) is fusion of gametes to form a new organism of the same species. In animals, the process involves a sperm fusing with an ovum, which eventually leads to the development of an embryo. Depending on the animal species, the process can occur within the body of the female in internal fertilisation, or outside in the case of external fertilisation.
*see? don’t kid around 🙂

THIRTEEN. Last thing you bought ?
DVDs (Crash, Aviator, Catch Me If You Can, Basic Instinc 2)

FOURTEEN. When do you start Summer?
Always. Rainy season start next September.

FIFTEEN. Are you missing someone right now?
My father, my mother, my brothers, my girlfriend.

SIXTEEN. One word to describe you:
Enthusiast

SEVENTEEN. Favorite pair of shoes?
Dont like shoe much. Only got one pair of Nike.

EIGHTEEN. Do you own big sunglasses?
Nope. For what?

NINETEEN. What would you rather be doing right now?
Watching DVD… i really feel like to watch Aviator right now.

TWENTY. What should you be doing right now?
Well, not so sure. I think, *think again, i should be working. 😉 But, instead, i’m blogging. Probably, because i have finished my tasks. (have i?)

Common Sense, Nonsense, and Everything in Between