Suwandi

Month: July 2006

  • The Arab Sex Joke

    Just realised there’re many things to find (or to entertain self) in friendster. I found a joke:

    An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
    ‘Your name please?
    “Abdul Aziz ”
    “Sex? ”
    “Six times a week!! ”
    “No, no, I mean male or female! ”
    “Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !”

    Or a simple set-of-20-question that you will feel fine to answer when you have not much to do:

    ONE. Spell your name without vowels:
    Swnd (know anybody whose name without vowel??)
    TWO. What is the date 2 days after your birthday?
    Feb 6th

    THREE. How many pairs of jeans do you own?
    4 (i think so, err… include the latest Giordano-on-sale)

    FOUR. What color do you wear most?
    Blue jeans, white shirt (red also)

    FIVE. Least favourite color?
    Green, purple, black (i can name 3, right?)

    SIX. Last song you heard?
    Gary Portnoy – Where Everybody Knows Your Name (altho, i really really want to hear Celebrate from Lake, still cannot find the mp3)

    SEVEN. What’s for dinner tonight?
    Probably just rice with some dish like chicken, vegetables, egg. Hmm, personally prefer Nasi Padang. Slurps..

    EIGHT. Are you happy with your life right now ?
    Why not? Are you not happy?

    NINE. Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?:
    Some say I’m like a perfect blend of Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise.
    And i asked them back “Are you kidding???”
    And they said “You Bet!!!”. Damn…

    TEN. In what state or country do you want to go to school in?
    I have finished my schooling, and i never regret being part of a great high-school year in hometown. The best. Good friends. Also never regret my campus life.

    ELEVEN. Do you shop at stores like Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch?
    None.

    TWELVE. How do you make babies?
    Fertilisation or fertilization (also known as conception, fecundation and syngamy) is fusion of gametes to form a new organism of the same species. In animals, the process involves a sperm fusing with an ovum, which eventually leads to the development of an embryo. Depending on the animal species, the process can occur within the body of the female in internal fertilisation, or outside in the case of external fertilisation.
    *see? don’t kid around 🙂

    THIRTEEN. Last thing you bought ?
    DVDs (Crash, Aviator, Catch Me If You Can, Basic Instinc 2)

    FOURTEEN. When do you start Summer?
    Always. Rainy season start next September.

    FIFTEEN. Are you missing someone right now?
    My father, my mother, my brothers, my girlfriend.

    SIXTEEN. One word to describe you:
    Enthusiast

    SEVENTEEN. Favorite pair of shoes?
    Dont like shoe much. Only got one pair of Nike.

    EIGHTEEN. Do you own big sunglasses?
    Nope. For what?

    NINETEEN. What would you rather be doing right now?
    Watching DVD… i really feel like to watch Aviator right now.

    TWENTY. What should you be doing right now?
    Well, not so sure. I think, *think again, i should be working. 😉 But, instead, i’m blogging. Probably, because i have finished my tasks. (have i?)

  • Time – Plato

    You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change
    and even reverse many of your present opinions.
    Refrain therefore awhile from setting yourself up as a judge of the highest matters.

    Plato

  • Homo Sapiens

    Make my stand.

    I believe, we’re all the same. Humans. Homo Sapiens. I don’t agree with any classification among us. I believe that actually there’s no need to divide human into 2 types, male and female. The habit of human to classify other living things shall not extended to classify homo sapiens any further.

    Realize this : human (homo sapien), has been a result of this classification:
    Kingdom: Animalia
     Phylum: Chordata
    Subphylum: Vertebrata
    Class: Mammalia
    Subclass: Theria
    Infraclass: Eutheria
    Order: Primates
    Suborder: Anthropoidea
    Superfamily: Hominoidea
    Family: Hominidae
    Genus: Homo
    Species: Sapiens

    After such a long list of SEGREGATION, how come we need to classify Sapiens into Male “or” Female. Black or White. Smart or Dumb. Any stupid classification is NOT necessary.

    Homo sapiens may fall in love with any living thing (or whatever), they can fall in love with roses, cats, etc. But, to be more accepted by common sense (as cat don’t fall in love with chicken), maybe homo sapiens will be only fall in love with another homo sapiens. Male or Female. Black or White. American or African.
    Name everything, we’re all still homo sapiens.

    No further classification needed.We need to realise that we’re all human. Homo Sapiens. We’re all come from the same Suborder with monkey, orang utan, gorilla. There’s no point of thinking that one has a higher degree.

    Fall in love as you like..
    That’s my stand.

  • Wonder – Be With You

    Lately, i never know why, but i keep thinking of the purpose of life. I sometimes do wonder and wander about it. I once told my good-friend that i am kind of “result-driven” person, i can only accomplish something if i can think of what’s in the other end. Not result oriented, but result driven.

    Taking the note into Life (with capital L) same thing occurs. What is the purpose of this Life then? I couldn’t at least think of one. What the hell am i thinking? But can you think of one, at least? Tell me!

    Life’s short, my man. If life has no purpose, than life must be only a scene of experiencing. Dont ask me experiencing for what. I dont know (yet). Like Alphaville’s Forever Young, “…sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip…“. We ain’t gonna live forever.
    It’s a short trip.
    A 118 minutes of rolling movie.
    A shot     from a gun.
    From the first time you know your parent, to the last day that you want to forget everything. What’s beyond is a mystery.

    I watched a japanese movie last week. Be With You. It’s a damn good movie. It is so good that i have no plan to return it soon. Haha. It’s a big hit in 2004 in Japan. Watching the movie, you’ll learn that maybe life’s is NOT about looking for that purpose(s) i’ve mentioned earlier.
    Perhaps, all is about experiencing.
    A slice of your life.
    A package of images from a large set of it.
    A chapter of the novel.
    Love stories.
    Your sadness.
    The day you achieve your dream. Or the day you break the rules.
    The day you cross the line. The day you ended.

    All the slices, slices, slices.
    Repackaged at the end.
    And later, you forget.
    You forget, amazingly.

  • Encrypted?

    Sometimes, i just dont really get the point why people ‘encrypted’ their message. I think this is a “betrayal to character”. Those people had already invented character as much as 26. A to Z. That’s a lott! A bit game: can you come out with a new character for our language?

    Why must people encrypted like that?

    Talking about encryption, my good friend has one of the worst hand-writing. Sometimes, sometimes, he cant even remember what’s been written! He called it ‘encryption’. Unfortunately, it is sometimes un-retrievable. Haha 🙂

    Note: to elizabeth, hehe… its only an example of encryption.