Category: Funny

  • Ouuucchhh

    Having a dinner at a restaurant in a hotel, i ordered a simple meal. Like 20 minutes later, a waiter brought me the set. Yummy! So, he hold the tray with both hands and i can see that there are spoon and fork at the table, just exactly at where he want to place the set. So, I moved them.

    He looked at me and smile (funnily), and i thought, ‘..what else, put the set down..’ (i was damn hungry, if you want to know my situation).
    He did not, he was shaking and keep smiling (funnily!). Dont ask me why.

    And seconds later ‘…my foooooot….‘.

    I said ‘Sorry, what?’.
    He said ‘kaki saya kejepit kursi bapak….’.

    Really? I looked down, and yep yep yep! :))
    I laughed! Out loud! He just ‘ouuuccch’. I replied ‘I am so sorry, Mas’. And he said ‘That’s okay, no problem, Pak!’, and you know what he smiles. Hahaha.

  • 80:20

    Read this one:

    Never tell your problems to anyone…20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

    Lou Holtz
    Keep in mind, buddies! 🙂

  • Sell Your Life

    This guy says:

    Well, my tale is a bit of a sad one, but I am not trying to sell you a sob story. I appreciate that many people have had to cope with much more than I have, and have had much more sadness in their lives. This is just my way of dealing with what has happened to me….

    Yeah, this Ian Usher guy is about to leave his life behind and move on. His wife left him and he decides to sell his life. Listen, everything! Including house and what’s inside, his hobbies, friends, and job! Haha, yeap yeap, he’s selling his life on eBay!

    I read the story here, and then check here. You can bid here also, if you want to. Haha.

    Will you sell yours?

  • Freeze!

    Haha, man, really cant believe they actually did it in a public place with over 200 people. Have a look!

    In case you’re interested, and you’re in Jakarta, you can check them here.

  • Prank Call

    Laugh myself to tear… :))