Author: Suwandi

  • The Shins – New Slang

    Like this one so much!

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11Kr1-q-pA&rel=1]

    And if you’d ‘a took to me like
    A gull takes to the wind.
    Well, I’d ‘a jumped from my tree
    And I’d a danced like the kind of the eyesores
    And the rest of our lives would ‘a fared well.

    God speed all the bakers at dawn may they all cut their thumbs,
    And bleed into their buns ’till they melt away.

    I’m looking in on the good life I might be doomed never to find.
    Without a trust or flaming fields am I too dumb to refine?
    And if you’d ‘a took to me like
    Well I’d a danced like the queen of the eyesores
    And the rest of our lives would ‘a fared well.

  • Mafia ’10 Commandments’ Found – TIME

    Thou shalt be faithful to the Mafia.

    Italian police said Thursday they have found a list of 10 commandments for mobsters in a house near Palermo, where a top Mafia boss was arrested this week.

    Salvatore Lo Piccolo, who had been on the run since 1993, was vying to become the next “boss of bosses” of the Sicilian Mafia, according to Italian investigators. He was apprehended Monday by police raiding a house in the countryside outside Palermo, the Sicilian capital.

    The list was found among his coded notes about the administration of Cosa Nostra that were delivered by Lo Piccolo’s aides.Β Police in Palermo said that the list opened with a preamble that said: “I swear to be faithful to Cosa Nostra. Should I betray, my flesh will burn.”

    Under the category “Rights and Duty” were the 10 entries, meant to be a sort of users’ manual for the good mobster.

    The list was typewritten in uppercase letters, police said.
    Italian newspaper La Repubblica published a photo of what it said was the list, under the headline: “The Godfather’s Ten Commandments.”
    The list bars mobsters from hanging out in bars, from befriending police and being late for appointments. It also bars them from “taking possession of money that belong to others or other families.”

    Somehow make you want to create your own Commandments πŸ™‚ And, understanding mafioso, you can see they always treat women very well, several commandments also found in the list.

    You shall not look at wives of our friends,” says one entry. “You shall respect your wife,” says another. However, the Mafia comes first, as the fifth “commandment” orders a mobster to “be available for Cosa Nostra at any moment, even if your wife is about to give birth.”

    The last part of the list sets out application rules, saying that those who have a very bad behavior and no moral values cannot join.

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    I’ve been using this cell-phone for almost 2 years. A birthday gift from my father. Tempted to change, but hmmm… still can not find any new phone that “click”. Those who do “click” are way too expensive!

    Hmmm… looks like gonna stuck with this one for some more time.

  • Never Regret

    Never regret.
    If it’s good, it’s wonderful.
    If it’s bad, it’s experience.

    Victoria Holt, writer

  • God

    He: Lu agama apa?
    Me: πŸ™‚

    He: Lu kris?
    Me: Bukan

    He: O,..lu bud?
    Me: Bukan

    He: Abis, apa?
    Me: πŸ˜€

    Dont understand why people keep asking me about that! Another version, perhaps “softer”.

    They: Pak Suwandi ke gereja?
    Me : Tidak

    They: Wihara?
    Me : Hehe, ngga juga

    They: Wahh..
    Me : Hehe..

    Why is that? Should a religion has a name? Should a belief has an idol?

    Why can’t we trust what we trust when nobody trust that we trust?
    Tell ya, this conversation has repeated itself for so many times.

    Dear God, i trust You!